Skip to content

African Bull Frog Ant Crusher

This guy REALLY doesn’t like being teased!

Mystery Solved

Concrete Buffer Gone Wild

Teddy, the talking porcupine, wishes you a Merry Christmas!

I’ll Bet He Gets The High Score…

Sanity

“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”

Mark Twain

Temptation

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. — Robert Orben

Fried Chicken

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried

chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because

everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried

chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said

my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals

very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent

me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed,

too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal

was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she’d asked

the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them

into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office again. He laughed, and told

me not to do it again. I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be

honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire

most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

The principal is making me write this, even though he laughed again.

I like long walks…

I like long walks, especially if they are taken by people who annoy me

We all get heavier…

We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.